just had the most amazing dream. i am so sexually frustrated that my brain decided to take action. in my dream i was hooking up with pauly d from the jersey shore. ew, but at the same time it was so wild and he was really sweet. he was doing things to me i didn’t even know existed. there was also another couple on the same bed going at  it. the girl was this exotic girl from my french film class that i had admired all year. she had amazing hair and i loved it. she kept glancing at me as if she wanted to kiss and then actually said why don’t we have a two couple foursome or something like that. i don’t think i ever said anything back to her and then the dream ended obviously right at the good part. amazing. i’m going to go shower.

WHY MUST YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!?!!?

hmph. i’ve fucked 3 guys while i’ve been here. not planning on fucking anyone until i get back from holiday break. lookin for quality relationships….whatever that means…hehe

pete, come here. you are too cute and too irresistible. oh my god. waaaaaaaaaaah. let’s just date? hehe.

i hate the week before my period because i’m so fucking horny.

but what happens when you don’t have anyone to fuck…

aaaaaaaaah things are about to be brand new and so different. in just a week i’ll be moving in with 20,000 of my closest friends…

i feel like being drunk and being horny gives you the same results. both states deliver you the same amount of uninhibited thoughts and desires. both make me want to fuck.

i want to search for a sexy man who i completely desire. i want him to tease me to no end, lead me on, make me crush hard. then i want him to fuck me. pretty please. every person i have who would fuck me right now, i don’t want. this is an issue.